True to his promise to bring his former cabinet to worship with him at Good News Gospel Explosion 2012, Mr. Osbourne Fleming arrived for Sabbath service on Saturday, 18th February with an entourage of AUF politicians and supporters. In his welcome speech to his colleagues, Mr. Fleming announced that he was also celebrating his birthday, and so was his colleague, Roland Webster. This announcement was celebrated by a generous offering of Hershey’s Kisses served by the most beautiful girls in attendance, well minus the Hershey’s.
All in attendance were faced with the big question: Who Determines Whether You Live or Die? Evangelist Claudius Morgan told his hearers that “Lucifer invented the mystery of sin …The wages of sin is death…Death is earned [but one can] choose not to sin through the power of choice”. The conclusion of this question logically followed: We determine whether we live or die – in this life (through shortening our years through lifestyle) or in the life to come (because of our decision to accept or not to accept the free gift of salvation).
Nightly services continue during the upcoming week at 7:00. All are invited.
– Press Release
